I ate my last bean and beef burrito not by choice but because I don’t have any left.

Glee s03e04:
Possibly the worst episode of Glee ever. This season saddens my soul.

Night Lunch:
Best leftover bean’n'beef burrito ever. Homemade.

Coke’s new holiday can for 2011:
C
When I pulled it out of the box I almost shit myself thinking I had picked a diet. Also, too soon. Would receive a better grade if it would have incorporated the red.

Personal Inventory:
Jake casts Summon Henderson!
A wild William appears!
A wild William casts Pack Your Fucking Bags, Let’s Ride!
Jake‘s couch availability drops!
Jake uses A Shot of Uzou!
Jake‘s speed is raised!
Jake is fully paralyzed!
He can’t move!
A wild William casts Kive Drive!
Jake climbs into the driver seat!
Jake casts On Me!
A wild William is immune!
Nothing happens!
A wild William casts Fly!

Currently reading William Goldman’s The Princess Bride:
So far this book is amazing. Some of the funniest shit I have ever read.

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